August 28

I got a good look at Mrs. Maroon Mercury Sable today. I don't think she's as old as I had previously thought. Maybe late 30's. She dresses like schoolmarm though. Imagine a a mid-thirties Christian conservative from Nebraska, not a real one mind you but one from TV. Yeah! You know the one. Stuck in the 1970's sorta-blonde hair that's afro-like in shape, big glasses, and some stupid flower print blouse.

I had some douchebag honk at me today and wave his hands around like an idiot because I-95 went from three lanes to two lanes. Apparently this was my fault. Though, in retrospect, if I was driving a 1998 Toyota 4Runner getting only 18 MPG I'd get pissed off easily too. Poor guy.